When I'm talking to vegetarians, most of the times I find the conversation dull.

Algas, muesli, wholemeal bread lead me to my early death.

Therefore I'm confessing it therefore courageously: I like my liver bloody.

Man, just keep your Smartie, we celebrate a liver party!

One pound of raw beef liver and my day is made.

One pound of raw beef liver calms down my anger.

One pound of raw beef liver for me and my bride,

One pound of raw beef liver, bloody and unskinned.

My best friend was an ass-kisser therefore I ate his liver,

Still, with a cold beer I prefer the livers of animals.

Raw with lots of onions, who wants to blame me for that?

Therefore, just keep your Smartie, we celebrate a liver party!

Yes, I know I am a little different

From most people here.

Because when I think of raw liver,

Pure greed seizes me.

Often I like to watch the advertising on TV before the news.

And when the Dutch girl with the cheese appears, I'm only thinking of her intestines.

I want her organs, you must forgive me for that.