You Drink Too Much
I drink vodka, I drink wine
It should not be less than 2 litres.
I drink whiskey, I drink gin.
Until I'm totally pissed.
After that I have a double strong spirit,
Some cherry liqueur helps me to get on,
A small bottle of brandy still fits in,
But my friends say no.
Chorus: You drink too much!
You drink too much!
Do you really want to end up with cirrhosis in the loins?
You drink too much!
I like to drink and I drink much
After one crate I've reached my goal.
And yet I try to top it off
By eating the worm from the tequilla bottle.
If I mix everything together,
I am dancing on the table leter on.
I vomit in front of the bar and put myself in,
But my friends say no.
Chorus
Five Greek liquers, five Italian ones,
Reality is drifting away.
I am not sober, but I pretend to be
And order some Greek spirit.
Some pear spirit might taste nice
To get me totally steaming.
I swear and shout just like a pig,
But my friends say no.
Chorus